“Mitt, Mitt, get up! I don’t have much time, but we must talk.”
“What? Who? Tocqueville? Alexis de Tocqueville!?”
“Mitt, glad you recognize me. We need to talk about your campaign. I need to remind you about a few things I wrote in Democracy in America.”
“Ann, where are you?”
“Not to worry, she’s having a hot chocolate with ma chère Marie and talking horses. Which brings me to my first concern—this inequality issue. Monsieur le President Obama is beating you over the head with it, and you’re not making good responses.”